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Topic: Funny top ten Star wars
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Dash
Wise Ass
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posted 11-19-2000 01:42 PM
     
Top Ten ways to piss off vader
play keep away with vader's helmet Step on vader's cape clog the imperial john report to the emperor "Vader says you have a stick stuck up you old ass" Moon Vader "thats no moon thats someones ass" give vader the finger while hes in his Tie fighter fart in vader's air tank trip vader put a kick me on vader's back and have all imperial officers not screw up so vader can't have any chokeing fun
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Posts: 288 | From: Hell | Registered: Nov 2000 | Logged: 172.162.227.79
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Mara1Jade
Expanded Universe Goddess and Corran Obsessor
Member # 68
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posted 09-14-2001 11:06 PM
A variation on a theme: How to tick off Yoda1. Ask him if he's ever heard of the Muppets.
2. Hum the "Rainbow Connection" every time you see him.
3. Tell him to say hello to his cousin Kermit.
4. Tell him to get his own damn light.
5. Tell him "You look good, for a guy who is 800 years old."
6. Insist that the reason he never attracted Yaddle was his poor sense of good hygiene (check the teeth, dude!).
7. Inform him that HRT {Hormone Replacement Therapy} could have prevented his strinking as he aged. -------------------- Small minds think in small terms!
~~CMH, creator and writer of Shayla Petrolu, Erik Kartan, Shawn Petrolu, Terrin Danner, Jasyn Lancaster, Matt Stanza, Aaron Barnes, And Taylor Garrison~~
Posts: 972 | From: Jacksonville, FL, USA | Registered: Sep 2000 | Logged: 65.80.104.159
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Graysith
Chosen Daughter
Member # 27
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posted 09-15-2001 02:24 AM
OK, here we go now...Ways we can piss off Jar-Jar: 1. Offer him a ribbon to tie up his ears so he doesn't trip on them. 2. Inform him that plastic surgery can do wonders for him regarding that licorice whip he calls a tongue. 3. Hey, a little Pond's can likewise go a long way toward helping those obvious age spots he has. 4. Offer him a Thesaurus; obviously he is in need of broadening his vocabulary. 5. Ask him if he break-dances. If negatory, suggest he take it up, he's got to be a natural for it. Of course, all this goes on the supposition that one can indeed "piss off" Jar-Jar.... -------------------- I ride the Stormcloud and the Night!
Posts: 3904 | From: Indianola, Iowa | Registered: Jul 2000 | Logged: 205.188.192.53
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Mara1Jade
Expanded Universe Goddess and Corran Obsessor
Member # 68
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posted 09-16-2001 02:05 PM
Top ten ways to tell you take Corran Horn way too seriously:10. Your favorite color is green.
9. You frequently use terminology like "Sithspawn" and "Sithspit."
8. You frequently use the number 9.
7. You plan to name your children Mirax, Corran, Valin, or Jysella.
6. You compare every guy you date to Corran Horn's personality.
5. You've named your garbage can "Whistler."
4. You think all X-wings should be painted green and black.
3. You insist that telekenesis is a Jedi skill only used by wimps.
2. You threaten to boycot Expanded Universe books if Corran Horn is ever killed.
1. You insist that you there really IS a Corran Horn, and that your name is Mirax and you have been living happily with him for some time now. -------------------- Small minds think in small terms!
~~CMH, creator and writer of Shayla Petrolu, Erik Kartan, Shawn Petrolu, Terrin Danner, Jasyn Lancaster, Matt Stanza, Aaron Barnes, And Taylor Garrison~~
Posts: 972 | From: Jacksonville, FL, USA | Registered: Sep 2000 | Logged: 65.80.105.230
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Mara1Jade
Expanded Universe Goddess and Corran Obsessor
Member # 68
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posted 09-30-2001 09:55 PM
Actually, there are several highly available navy guys where I live.-------------------- Small minds think in small terms!
~~CMH, creator and writer of Shayla Petrolu, Erik Kartan, Shawn Petrolu, Terrin Danner, Jasyn Lancaster, Matt Stanza, Aaron Barnes, And Taylor Garrison~~
Posts: 972 | From: Jacksonville, FL, USA | Registered: Sep 2000 | Logged: 65.80.104.93
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Mara1Jade
Expanded Universe Goddess and Corran Obsessor
Member # 68
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posted 08-08-2009 03:34 PM
Someone was web crawling this thread, and I just COULDN'T resist....TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL YOU ARE WAY TOO OBSESSED WITH STAR WARS: 10. You own a large collection of Star Wars books, figures, etc.
9. You have watched the movies so many times you can quote them verbatim.
8. You have named a pet or child after a Star Wars character.
7. You use Star Wars references frequently during conversation, such as "Luke, I am your father!" and "We don't have time to discuss this in comittee!!!"
6. You wish you could use the Force, to heck if it is the Dark Side or not.
5. You often have dreams that you are a Jedi or a Sith.
4. You think you really ARE a Jedi or a Sith.
3. You believe there really was and IS a galaxy far, far, away.
2. You have at least one character, somehow associated with your own pesona, that you have added to the Star Wars universe in one way or another.
1. The Force is an idea of mere fluff to you. It's all about being the "Ultimate Power in the Universe," sweetheart! I am not even going to TELL you that I think most of these specifically refer to myself. Oh wait, I think I just did... [ 08-08-2009 03:37 PM: Message edited 1 time, lastly by Mara1Jade ] -------------------- Small minds think in small terms!
~~CMH, creator and writer of Shayla Petrolu, Erik Kartan, Shawn Petrolu, Terrin Danner, Jasyn Lancaster, Matt Stanza, Aaron Barnes, And Taylor Garrison~~
Posts: 972 | From: Jacksonville, FL, USA | Registered: Sep 2000 | Logged: 76.122.52.178
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