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Topic: Bad News for Drinkers.
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The Jedi of coolness
Broken Back Button
Member # 384
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posted 01-03-2003 10:37 AM
    
This may be true !
Yesterday scientists announced to the world the alarming results of a recent analysis that found the presence of female hormones in beer. This comes as a cruel blow to all men. It is advised that if you are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to seek medical assistance to assess your beer consumption. WARNING: Drinking beer eventually turns men into women. THE TEST: 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 2 hour period THE RESULTS: 100% of the men... 1. Gained weight
2. Talked excessively without making sense
3. became overly emotional
4. couldn’t drive
5. failed to think rationally
6. Argued over nothing
7. Had to sit down while urinating
8. Refused to apologise when wrong No further testing is planned. -------------------- you guys are dorks...w/ the exception of a few...
Posts: 8 | From: eh | Registered: Nov 2002 | Logged: 64.123.252.214
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Graysith
Chosen Daughter
Member # 27
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posted 01-03-2003 03:20 PM
This is insulting... but then, what do you expect coming from a mind so narrow and small?Small minds occupy themselves with people and things. Better minds, with ideas. Great minds act upon them. And anyway, EVERYBODY knows that the reason people drink is to obtain relief from their personal reality, to become in their own eyes something far superior to what they really and truly are....  [ 01-03-2003 03:23 PM: Message edited 1 time, lastly by Graysith ] -------------------- I ride the Stormcloud and the Night!
Posts: 3904 | From: Indianola, Iowa | Registered: Jul 2000 | Logged: 64.12.96.79
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