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LumbiaSith

Padawan
Member # 250

posted 12-14-2002 02:03 PM

We can kill or stop this war from happening and discovering the placing of the nuclear weapons in all one attack. We can drop dirt along their city, and Saddam will give up because of his fear of dirtiness. We will have him surrender and take all the nuclear weapons and throw them on small islands with no one on it, and we will have them done...

oooooh

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Anakin

Retired
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posted 12-14-2002 02:39 PM

They don't have nuclear weapons.

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LumbiaSith

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Member # 250

posted 12-14-2002 03:47 PM

well thats not my point

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Mara1Jade

Expanded Universe Goddess and Corran Obsessor
Member # 68

posted 12-14-2002 07:35 PM

You have a point? Or are you referrng to the one atop your head?

*everyone groans*

Sorry, I couldn't pass that one up.

[ 12-14-2002 07:35 PM: Message edited 1 time, lastly by Mara1Jade ]

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LumbiaSith

Padawan
Member # 250

posted 12-14-2002 07:44 PM

uh...yah

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Anakin

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posted 12-14-2002 08:42 PM

Your point is......a man who rules over a desert nation is afraid of dirt?

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LumbiaSith

Padawan
Member # 250

posted 12-15-2002 03:43 PM

yep...kinda crazy aint it

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Entaris

Dark Priest
Member # 224

posted 12-16-2002 08:17 PM

Errmmm... he's afraid of dirt?! err, SURE, i believe that... Sheesh,im not a gulla bull....

Then again, i live in the desert, and dirt scares me... today we had like 90-100 mile an hour winds... it was scary, i almost got blown away when coming from PE.. Sheesh, and on top of that it was HAILING! we had ICE BEING BLOWN AT US! SHEESH
and then the flying dirt blinded us so we couldnt see where we were going...

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LumbiaSith

Padawan
Member # 250

posted 12-16-2002 08:19 PM

I dont wanna insult your intelligents...but

If you were being sacastic in your first setence about his dirt phobia, its actually very public. He doesn't like dirt, and he manages to barry people in it every day, and have a dang smile on his face.

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Entaris

Dark Priest
Member # 224

posted 12-16-2002 08:30 PM

*whistles innocently* still dont believe ya sorry...

*laughs*

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LumbiaSith

Padawan
Member # 250

posted 12-16-2002 08:31 PM

Whatever, but you should look at 60 minutes....

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Entaris

Dark Priest
Member # 224

posted 12-16-2002 08:34 PM

heh, c'mon, have some funness... Do the "wild thing" *whistles* "She liked to do the wild thing" Hahaha... Man, this weather may be hell, but it sure boosts my cheerfulness

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LumbiaSith

Padawan
Member # 250

posted 12-16-2002 08:36 PM

I dont like bad weather, mph, lol

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Anakin

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posted 12-16-2002 09:47 PM

Lumbia, it's not a dirt phobia, it's called Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Apparently (if you are to be taken seriously) Saddam Hussein is an excessively clean man, and you think dropping dirt on him will scare him, even though he would suffocate...

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Entaris

Dark Priest
Member # 224

posted 12-16-2002 10:14 PM

OCD sucks... I know someone with it, and err, well, i might have a mild case, but thats besides the point...

Hmm... if he's an excessivly clean person(i admit i hadnt heard this) i still dont think putting dirt around him will do anything... He's obviously adapted to it somewhat, cause he lives in the desert. its not the dirt itself, its the things the dirt is touching. Floor, hands, face, window, that kinda thing, that would bug him if he has OCD...

Heh, dirt doesnt bother me personaly, its when people put dishes in the dishwasher in the wrong order, and in the wrong place! OOWWW that drives me crazy!

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LumbiaSith

Padawan
Member # 250

posted 12-16-2002 11:03 PM

This thread wasn't supposed to be taken....seroiusly, lol

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Entaris

Dark Priest
Member # 224

posted 12-17-2002 12:30 AM

you hurt my feelings...

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Graysith

Chosen Daughter
Member # 27

posted 12-19-2002 11:18 AM

Actually, suffering from Obsessive-Compulsive disorder as the man appears to be, if he were inundated with a constant barrage of dirt he might just go round the bend. Heh... we could maybe drive him more nuts than he already is.

However, to work, this dirt would have to be on his person to be fully effective. Peripheral dirt might not have as strong of an effect.

Remember, the key would be a constant barrage... kinda like Chinese water torture. Heheh... the good ol USA dirt torture. Hey, we have great soil here in Iowa we could use.

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Mara1Jade

Expanded Universe Goddess and Corran Obsessor
Member # 68

posted 12-19-2002 11:39 AM

Heh. Someone should give this suggestion to the US Military. Send it to the Iraqis that don't like Saddam. And the dirt here in parts of Florida would do nicely too, hehehe.

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