The Holonet Boards : Top 10 Lists...the game

posted 08-07-2000 03:50 AM

Ok this game is simple. Someone comes up with a topic and we post one thing at a time. Until of course we have 10 things on the list.

RULES!

1. No Double Posts!

2. One answer per post. We don't want to screw thing up now do we?

3. Please number your posts. It makes it easier for everyone else.

4 One sentance not a damn essay! Its just a list with 10 things on it. I'm not your teacher and I'm not gonna grade you on it so keep it snappy.

5. One last thing: KEEP IT FUNNY!!!!

Person with the funniest thing on the list gets 2 things

1. Rights to the Top 10 list(doesn't mean jack anyways...i'll do something with it later though )
2. Gets to create topic for a new top 10 list

Current List: Top 10 Reasons Vader doesn't smoke.

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BobPalpatine
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Darth Wicked

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posted 08-07-2000 04:41 PM

10: Nicotine Fits aren't very becoming of a Dark Lord.

Gimpy? I know. Just thought of it.

-Darth Wicked

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posted 08-07-2000 08:24 PM

9) The Emperor is allergic to smoke.

(Great idea, Bob! Can we give these to Starwarz.com when they are finished?)

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posted 08-07-2000 09:05 PM

8. Spoils the taste of his other drugs.

(Blizzard-I was gonna do that anyways...and if it goes well I'm may post the game at the senate. See how it goes over there?)

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Graysith

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posted 08-07-2000 09:16 PM

7. No place to stick the cigarette (or whatever).

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posted 08-08-2000 01:10 AM

6) The Empire raised the price of cigarettes to 30,000 credits a carton

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Rogue Angel

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posted 08-08-2000 01:36 AM

5) The Emperor consistently refuses to light Vader's ciggy with that blue lightning of his. (He claims it's a misuse of the Force Lightning, the old fuddy duddy)

Okay I know that was cheese but I HAD to add on.

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posted 08-09-2000 01:59 PM

4. Those damn Royal Guards always steal em.

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BobPalpatine
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posted 08-10-2000 08:28 PM

3) The Death Star had a No Smoking policy.

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Anakin

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posted 08-10-2000 09:23 PM

This is fun, too bad im not very creative or I'd join in..........

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posted 08-12-2000 06:06 PM

2. Even the Force can't cure cancer.

I know I know I sound like a anti smokin campaign but its ok...

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Graysith

Chosen Daughter
Member # 27

posted 08-12-2000 07:48 PM

1. Because the flue to his chimney is always closed? *gak*

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posted 08-14-2000 07:38 PM

Ok I have chosen a winner.

Blizzard!!!!!!!!!!!

OK she gets to choose the next winner and she gets to choose the topic.

Note to Blizz: You can submit it to T if ya want...change anything you like...its your list now!

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