Here we go:

10) Our other starship separates into THREE pieces!

9) One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it.

8) HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!

7) Guns don't kill people, Mark VII phaser rifles do.

6) Zero to warp 9.7 in 3 seconds!

5) CAUTION! We have a trigger-happy Klingon at tactical!

4) If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?

3) Have you hugged a Ferengi Today?

2) Wesley on board!

1) We break for cubes.

Here are some more:

-If you can read this, our cloaking device is broken again!!

-My other ship is the U.S.S. Enterprise

-Terrans - they're not just for breakfast any more.

-KISS MY WARP DRIVE, STAR FLEET! - Star Fleet Academy Drop out.

-Beam this Scotty!

-Honk if you think it will do any good - In a Vacuum

-I'd rather be abducting humans!

-When Phasers Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Phasers

-Keep On Warpin'

-Martian-American and Proud

-Have you conquered a planet today?

-Assimilation is not a family value.

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Seen on the Millennium Falcon: "GOT WOOKIEE?"

Seen on the Death Star: "WE AIM TO PLEASE... US"

Seen on the outside of Darth Vader's private chamber: "WARNING. CONTAINS SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF THREE."

Seen on the Forest Moon of Endor: "YOU'RE NUB-NUB IF NOBODY NUBS YOU."

Last seen on a groundspeeder's rear bumper on Alderaan: "STOP THE UNIVERSE. I WANT TO GET OFF."

Seen on an Imperial Stormtrooper transport: "THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE TOTALLY SCREWED."

Seen on a Vong ship: "THE MANY. THE PROUD. YOU'RE TOTALLY SCREWED."

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Also on the Melinium Falcon, back in the days when the gang traveled together: Whiner on Board.

On the Skywalker-family freighter: Like Father like Son. Prosthetics are us.

On Mara Jade's ship: Stay off my bumper, Skywalker!

Just for Jasyn, but can be modified for any true Corellian:

Sith brandy. It isn't just for breakfast anymore. and The more people I meet, the more I love my alchol. and I don't suffer from drunkeness. I enjoy every minute of it.

For anyone: Sorry, I don't date outside of my species.

Cover me. I'm going into hyperdrive.

Your kid may be an Imperial Academy student, but you are still an idiot.

Caution: I pilot like you do.

You! Get off my planet!

On an SSD: Caution. Wide load.

On Darth Vader's tie-fighter: It's lonely at the top. But you get good revenge.

On a vong ship: Planetary assimilation is just one more service we offer.

On Jacen Solo's ship: I can't remember if I'm the good twin, or the evil one.

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on deathstar
if you can read this, stay way from our exhaust vents

on lukes X-wing
Caution, Disgruntled droid at work, Flight pattern bound to be irratic

on DM's land speeder
If you can read this, your probably cut in half now...

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