Setting: there all playing the Star wars RPG, and there characters are trying to steel this shuttle from the empire, theres a pilot, and a smuggler together, and then an imperial commander, and a storm trouper together.
cole is pilot, jade is smuggler.
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cole: WHAT THE? i was trying to hack into the bace computer to shut down the deflector shield, when it just blinked off all on its own.

Jade: who cares why its down? just PUNCH IT!
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Stormtrooper: sir, we've lost power on decks forty through sixty three.

Imp: Yes, i know, the emperor has fallen down the main shaft again, and has lodged himself in the main transformer.

Stormtrooper: AGAIN? How does he keep managing to do that?

Imp: don't ask me. They just put up guardrails

Imp: well, im not going in after him, i say we just activate another clone.

stormtrooper: would someone tell me who's Brilliant idea it was to put the throne room at the top of the reactor core?
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i thought it was funny..

and heres another one, between "francis" and "brent" who are just chillin by a computer.
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Francis:did you hear that george lucas has given that boy band N'sync a cameo in episode two?

Brent:what?

brent: Well, this confirms it, lucas has gone right of his rocker, the mans gone nuts, he's a loon, i mean, you think the man couldnt top jar jar, and then he slaps a boy band in star wars.

Francis: it say's here that N'sync play jedi knights that get killed in a huge battle, he kills them all. Every last one of them is struck down cold.

Brent: HE'S BRILLIANT!

[ 09-06-2002 12:17 AM: Message edited 1 time, lastly by Entaris ]

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