10. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren't his.

9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it.

8. He's always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.

7. Claims he paid you the rent "a long, long time ago."

6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing "Darth Brooks" routine.

5. For once he could use Force to life his wet towel off the couch.

4. That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast.

3. You feel like an idiot saying, "No, Darth isn't here. He's on the ice planet Hoth."

2. Not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill.

1. Constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.

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My Characters: Rathal, Narcolm, Freedon Naad

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Does he eat? Or is he really more machine than man? If he does eat... is it through a straw? Or does he have to go into his meditation chamber and remove his mask?

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Although, maybe his body was too frightened of him to give out at the mere excuse of lack of food, so he never had to eat at all...

DASH, YOU'RE BACK!!! Are you going to come back to RP?

Wow, first Freedon, now you. It's getting to be like a family reunion!

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