If I was directing the movie the following people would die, but didn't in the movie (and these are TRAGIC deaths, not mindless killing):Jar-Jar Binks(Assassinated by Jango Fett)
Senator Amidala(Killed by Dooku)
Dooku(Sliced to pieces by Anakin)
All the people living on Kamino (Clones start a revolution, man!)
The addition of the following actors to the cast:
Mel Gibson (Republic Army General)
Bruce Willis(Coruscant police cop with a headache)
George Carlin(comedian at the bar)
Alec Baldwin(Dooku's brother...hehe)
Jude Law (Lawyer at Kamino, provokes the Clones to revolt)
Jessica Alba(Obi-Wan's girlfriend...hehe)
Following music bands will be there:
Slipknot
System of a Down
Steppenwolf
Scottish Rouges(Don't ask)
London Symphony Orchestra(Don't ask again)
The following are scenes that should be changed:
Obi-Wan agrees to help Dooku
Amidala and Anakin get married on Tatooine
Anakin DOES NOT kill the women and children in the Tusken Raider camp
The Clone Army will be led by Mel Gibson in his 'Braveheart' costume
Following are kick-ass action/fight scenes:
Bruce Willis blows up one of the factories that produces Droids for the Trade Federation
Mel Gibson hacks his way through the Droid Army
Mace Windu and Jessica Alba fight Jango Fett and Zam Wesell
Obi-Wan and Anakin fight Dooku and Alec Baldwin. Ends up as a no contest until Amidala arrives. Dooku kills her, Anakin gets angry, kills Dooku, loses his arm to Alec, who beats up Obi-Wan. Yoda arrives and saves the day. Alec Baldwin escapes. Plots the galaxy's doom with Darth Sidious/Palpatine/Emperor AND his OTHER APPRENTICE
(Drum roll please)
...MEL BROOKS!!!!
[ 06-27-2002 02:01 AM: Message edited 1 time, lastly by TheKnot ]
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