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Dash



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posted 02-22-2002 10:31 PM     Profile for Dash   Author's Homepage   Email Dash     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
in the topic "equal rights for terrorists" I wrote down a funny way to punish omasa

post some great ways to make him sorry

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Sid



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posted 06-08-2002 10:11 PM     Profile for Sid   Author's Homepage   Email Sid     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Their are many, but one is to cut off his penis and feed it to him. Then to cut off his butt cheeks and feed it to him. Theeeeen take off his turban, and scave off his skin with razcors and shove his turban through his ear, or some of th ecloth. Then we will put salt on the opening wounds in his skin, then paste it delicately back on, and tell him to walk 5 paces....

These are the best ways.

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TheKnot



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posted 06-09-2002 02:55 AM     Profile for TheKnot   Author's Homepage   Email TheKnot     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
This is how I would have killed Bin Laden:

1)Tie a rope around his neck, pour some gasoline on him, stick a grenade up his ass, and fly him 500 feet in the air in a helicopter.

2)Set him on fire, pull the pin out of the grenade, then kick him out the copter.

3)Take his remains, burn them to ashes, mix them with salt, then bury them underneath Jerusalem.

In case you were wondering, this execution is based around how the people at WTC died (at least the first two steps), such as when they were jumping out of the buildings or being burned alive or crushed beneath the collapsing buildings..........ah, that's all I'll type now...

[ 06-09-2002 03:04 AM: Message edited 1 time, lastly by TheKnot ]

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Ahmad



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posted 06-23-2002 02:25 AM     Profile for Ahmad   Author's Homepage   Email Ahmad     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Tear off his hair, and feed it to him.

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Entaris



Dark Priest

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posted 06-24-2002 02:57 PM     Profile for Entaris   Author's Homepage   Email Entaris     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
thats just wrong man...i saw this thing on tv where this chick had to get her head shaved, roll her hair in a ball of butter, and eat it... all for just 300 bucks...now, do you really want to put that guy through something like that? its so pointless, while he deserves it, its like, who would be able to watch to make sure he did it?

the best way to kill the dude...or to punish him... Is to strap him down, and let watter drip on his forhead for ever and ever...meanwhile, have an apply in one hand, that can almost reach his mouth, but not quiet... then pull on his feet slowly gaining more tension as time passes... and of course, force him to hold burning coal in the other hand... EVERY ancient chinnes torcher i know of...

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Graysith



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posted 06-24-2002 04:49 PM     Profile for Graysith   Author's Homepage   Email Graysith     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Speaking of Chinese torture, the "Death of 1,000 Cuts" comes delicately to mind.

Innocent look.

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Entaris



Dark Priest

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posted 06-24-2002 04:56 PM     Profile for Entaris   Author's Homepage   Email Entaris     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
ya, that would be nicly added to the torture as well... and the thing were you force there eyes to remain open for all eternity... oh, and cover them with about 10 red ants...thats annoying in a room filled with fly's...

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LumbiaSith



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posted 06-30-2002 12:14 AM     Profile for LumbiaSith   Author's Homepage   Email LumbiaSith     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Cut open a wound while he is asleep, or placed asleep and implaces bugs, or flies within his body, and he will enternally be inhibitated with bugs, and their incredibally nasty flesh. along with that, is mating which would accumilate hatchings in him, and in which would slowly destroy of him. That'd be nice

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Jasyn Lancaster



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posted 12-04-2002 10:38 PM     Profile for Jasyn Lancaster   Author's Homepage   Email Jasyn Lancaster     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Deprive him of ever drinking any Sith brandy.

Now that is hell.

And yes, I'm posting this just to see my status etc, but you gotta admit...

[ 12-04-2002 11:48 PM: Message edited 1 time, lastly by Jasyn Lancaster ]

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LumbiaSith



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posted 12-05-2002 07:55 PM     Profile for LumbiaSith   Author's Homepage   Email LumbiaSith     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Rip his tonsils out and place it in his anus

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