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Topic: Why I hate Canada
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bean
Gov. of the Phar Side
Member # 86
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posted 12-19-2000 08:43 PM
     
As many of you may have noticed I have a bizarre and down right dangerous obsession with the complete downfall of Canada and all it's culture. Here's why. For one, canadians act as if there like us, just a little colder. But there not. There kind of like us, but there not really. It's like were Star Wars, and there Battlestar Gallatica, it's just not right. They live in our neighborhood, there quiet, there dog never barks, they keep there gutters clean, all in all they're good neighbors. Then everyone is surprised when they find a **** load of dead bodies in the attic. Everyone but Scooby and his gang, they suspected canada the entire time. I'm Scooby damnit. They have "boxing day", but it's actually a ceremonial day where they kidnap Alaskans and make them into "Canadian Bacon". They dance around a fire with loin clothes and sing Brian Adams songs. It's scary. And what about hockey, failed Alaskan boxing day experiments. They kidnap them and do genetic testing and turn them into big retards with mullets. These are just some reasons to hate canadians, you can form your own opinions, or you can let them brainwash you. Don't buy maple syrup, for the love of god don't watch the NHL, and if you live in Michigan, New York, or Alaska, keep your doors locked at all times. Keep on fighting the good fight, and always BLAME CANADA.------------------
You know what they say, laughter is the best mexican
[Edited 1 times, lastly by bean on December 19, 2000]
Posts: 54 | From: Louisville, Kentucky /Downtown coolsville, population-me | Registered: Nov 2000 | Logged: 204.33.52.249
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Why you gotta bring hockey into this 
Its TOO cold their...not cool....
