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posted 11-26-2000 11:28 PM

If you haven't noticed....it hasn't come, still. JarJar from JediNet started something tonight in th Tavern here it is.

Top Ten Reasons the Insider Hasn't Come Out Yet

10.) Their art department ran out of crayons and there was no money left in the budget for more until now.
9.) They couldnt come up with enough advertisements and had to actually write articles this issue.
8.) They wanted to wait until the news was so old that it was new again.
7.) John Snyder went to K-Mart to purchase more loudly print shirts.
6.) They had to wait for Hayden Christensen to get off tour with N'Sync so that they could interview him.
5.) Trying to learn WOTC's new RPG game engine gave them all headaches so they couldn't write.
4.) Dan Madsen isn't tall enough to reach the copy desk.
3.) They hoped that all of the fans had already forgotten the magazine.
2.) Sir Alec Guinness passed away....so did his great-great-grandson, and 2 million other people.
1.) They thought that bi-monthly meant twice per year.

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posted 11-26-2000 11:44 PM

Its also in http://jedinet.com/humor also...

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Anakin

posted 11-26-2000 11:49 PM

shut ur face, I posted this before he posted it there

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posted 11-27-2000 05:00 PM

Not really...no...

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posted 11-27-2000 05:03 PM

Read it and weep

Top Ten: Star Wars Insider
Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 11:34PM EST by JarJar

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Anakin

posted 11-27-2000 05:11 PM

Uh huh, and look at my post time, November 26, 2000 11:28 PM, you're slow.

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posted 11-27-2000 05:14 PM

Yes a 4 minute difference....

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Anakin

posted 11-27-2000 05:16 PM

Um...6, do it again, and you're gone.

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