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Anakin



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posted 11-03-2000 05:29 PM     Profile for Anakin   Author's Homepage   Email Anakin     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
So it appears GWB got arrested for DUI 20 some odd years ago. And Dick comes out and says he got the same thing twice 40 years ago. And it appears Al smoked weed on a regular baises back in the hippie years. So, here's what we got:

President Clinton = Bangin' interns in the White House
VP Al Gore = A Drugee
Governor Bush = Alcoholic that looks like a monkey
Dick Cheney = Also an Alcoholic
Joe Lieberman = Little dude that looks like an elf

So, we have Bush and Dick or Al and Joe.
Two alcoholics, or a Drugee and an Elf..Too bad we can't keep our Sex Machine we have right now.

Now we know why everyone thinks us Americans are so screwed up..

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R2


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posted 11-03-2000 11:16 PM     Profile for R2   Author's Homepage   Email R2     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
HA! But ain't it beautiful? We get to choose!
We get to choose from a monkey or junkie but england has to settle for a shy wrinkled lady who has a son who looks uglier than a Lieberman who undergone 2 sex changes (changed then switched back), and then had a surgery to make him resembled GWB. Ah Polotics yes we have it good here in the States. We may have junkies and monkies but for Christ's sakes lets ask those "other" countries how their economy is doing shall we?

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R2 thePOD

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R2


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posted 11-03-2000 11:18 PM     Profile for R2   Author's Homepage   Email R2     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
and ask em how many countries they could level in a half an hour?

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R2 thePOD

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