This comes as a cruel blow to all men. It is advised that if you are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to seek medical assistance to assess your beer consumption.

WARNING: Drinking beer eventually turns men into women.

THE TEST: 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 2 hour period

THE RESULTS: 100% of the men...

1. Gained weight
2. Talked excessively without making sense
3. became overly emotional
4. couldn’t drive
5. failed to think rationally
6. Argued over nothing
7. Had to sit down while urinating
8. Refused to apologise when wrong

I know a lot of guy's that fill that bill better then over half the females im acquanted with...

Small minds occupy themselves with people and things.

Better minds, with ideas.

Great minds act upon them.

And anyway, EVERYBODY knows that the reason people drink is to obtain relief from their personal reality, to become in their own eyes something far superior to what they really and truly are....