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Graysith

posted 10-08-2001 12:11 AM    
Hmmm... I have horses. How about I draw and quarter him?

eyes flash evilly

SLOO-OO-OWLYYYYYYY....



Galen

posted 10-08-2001 12:15 AM    
Hmmmm....

How about we tattoo the American flag on, er, well, on his part that would hurt the most? Kinda nice and private, don't ya know?

Maybe his next kids would salute it....



Anakin

posted 10-11-2001 08:40 PM    
I'd like to shoot him in the leg about 20 times and then kick him to death...

Yaoksi Joao

posted 10-11-2001 11:09 PM    
Make sure you hit his knee!

Hey! How about we rope and hogtie him, dangle him from a Huey, and then give him an up close and personal tour of the Grand Canyon?

You know: Here's Yavapai point...WHAM! Here's the Inner Gorge SLAM!

...and so on... heh.



Cella Poliani

posted 10-12-2001 04:15 PM    
A friend of mine had the best idea I've heard yet. We take Bin Laden, bring him over here, give him a sex change and send him back to Afghanistan as a WOMAN. That way he would have absolutely no rights, no power, and no voice...just like the women of Afghanistan.

Great, isn't it?



Anakin

posted 10-12-2001 04:32 PM    
I say give him a sex change and put him in a men's prison and let em all rape him.

Graysith

posted 10-13-2001 11:27 PM    
Hmmm... I see I was beaten to the draw about the sex change one.

OK, give him the sex change, and THEN make him... I mean her work in a hog lot...

By the way, if we just put a baby pig on every flight, no Muslim terrorist would dare suicidally bring down the plane. They believe that if they die with a pig, or are buried with or near one (or something along that line) their soul will go to hell or something. Hehehehe.