i just wanna ask something of all you americans out there, WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD DO YOU FEED YOUR WOMEN TO MAKE THEM SO STRONG!?!

today while walking round preston (local city in england) i spotted a group of americans around my age, they seemed to be on a school trip and one of the girls in the group i recognized to be a girl i had stopped talking to over the net around a year and a half ago, i went over and talked to her, i had forgotten that the reason we hadn't spoken was that we had had an argument, i soon remembered when i mensioned accidentally what had pissed her off and she, a 5'4" weakling proceeded to deliver a sound and painful ass wh00pin' to me, a 6'4" 224lbs big guy. my question is, HOW!?! do you guys over there feed your daughters steroids from birth or something?

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LOL, actually, I think Anakin is right. You Brit boys are just a bunch of sissies.

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[ 06-10-2002 06:07 AM: Message edited 1 time, lastly by Dalen Garuud ]

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OK, boyz n' girlies, guess it's up to your own favorite lil ol Sithette to bring up what is OBVIOUSLY overlooked here... or perhaps Dalen has thought of it and it just too polite to say it:

We whup hiney because we have no manners. We go into a fight with an "all or nothing" attitude. Everyone knows that we Americans are nothing more than slavering, uncivilized beasts. Just ask the Al Quaeda. (Only we fight better than them.)

Dalen, you got whupped because you were too civil to fight back properly against a girl. You Brits can't help yourselves, its inbred into you.

Which is why we won the Revolutionary War, too.

:P

[ 06-12-2002 10:12 AM: Message edited 1 time, lastly by Graysith ]

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I know you don't believe what you just said. When did we put people into slavery (reminding you that America didn't bring slavery to America). Who is uncivilized? The Americans who know what a toothbrush is? Or brits?

When we fight, we fight to win. The reason we always win is because in a free society, things are prosperous, and we've created a pretty big army, than can handle anything thrown at em.

How can you say we won the Revolutionary war because we're uncivilized? Read up on the history, GS.

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Americans have one drug, that can make a super soldier, so powerful that he could charge into battle with a butter knife, and a spoon, the only armer he can wear is a bowl on his head...and a cup this drug is freaken amazing, and its called "Money" yes, it slices it dicis, it even makes people gods...

The goverment gets two people and say's "Hey, ill give you 5 trillion dolors if you charge into battle with just this knife, spoon, cup, and bowl, and kill that entire army with this other guy, two men, thats it" then one of them gets supped up on the thought of gettign high on that special little drug and say's "hey, ill do this by myself if you give me half of his share."
Then of course the other guy goes "well, ill do it for only 6 trillion by my self" and so on untill finaly guy #1 is doing it for 10 bucks and a cup of coffie, and he charges in to battle and gets shot 3500 times in the heart, head, leg, you name it, but just keeps going untill everyones dead... and THAT is how our goverment creates super soldiers, and manages NOT to spend a whole lot of money. (pluse we let people create super weapons, then ban there use, except by soldiers, and buy up every weapon created so where the only country that has them, we do this and save money by letting drug dealers buy halve, and warlord by the other half, we be a lil, then we arrest the warlords, and drug dealers, and put there stash to good use)

I hope i helped you poor confused fellows out there...but i cant disagree with the comment about our presedents, man, we need someone with an iq of over 50...at least....

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I tried, but apparently mine was too dry for certain peeps aboard to recognize... alas, perhaps the Brit will "get it."

(Ani... you've been working too much....)

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and American's are civil, you're just so insecure you flip at every oppertunity to get in a fight to try and prove yourselves, whats with that? you have a big army yes but thats your solution to alot of problems, "ah! that country said something against us! quick we must send troops in and assault them to make them america fans!", you NEVER concider others! WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN ANOYING!

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Entaris, you're completely wrong. What you described is called mercenaries. The United States does not hire mercenaries, we have our own army. Many think the pay is too low for them, but they do it anyway, why? It's amazing life experience considering what you can learn and where it can get you. And, because who is the leader in promoting human rights and democracy? The United States, and why would someone not support those two things? (Because they're idgits with no brain)

God dammit Dalen why don't you learn the facts? When have we attacked anyone for saying something? Never. We go into a lot of situations because of this thing we call the United Nations. We have the largest army, so we use it to promote human rights where they are violated. We went to Bosnia, ask yourself why. We went to Kosovo, ask yourself why. We went to Iraq more than once, ask why. You're being corrupted by biased European news. Maybe we consider Human Rights much more precious than the British people, but why would hate us for it?*

Organic Power, not as many people are into those as you think...

If most of you are as old as I think you are, the ignorance in the area of knowledge could be quite acceptable.

* You may think our reason for doing some things are to get something out of it. Sure we saved the oil in the Gulf War, but that saved our economy, which in turn helped our people, and thus, helped yours, because we all know the rest of the world would go to hell if the American people didn't support the American Army, which saves your asses when facists, communists, and other dictatorships pop up in the balkans, and other places. So fuck off and wait a few years, and hopefully you'll understand one day.

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Dalen, are you buds with Padme or something? Sheesh, I think she trotted off to England at one time or another, and the way this thread has suddenly segued into a horse of a far different color... but one already practically beaten to death in another thread... leads me to put two and two together.

Otherwise, what a coinky-dink. And if this is all foreign language to you, nevermind it then.

Anyhoo, as Ani so eloquently put it: EXCUSE ME. WHERE do you come off with all this "you damned Americans are so annoying" kind of thing? Since when do we just butt into other people's affairs?

Like Ani said, there is a little something called the United Nation, and it's only with their approval that we go in other countries to HELP people. Tell me where we just up and go of our own accord. Nope, you can't. It hasn't happened.

Now, I refuse to go on and on as before, but if interested in this line of thought there is another thread onboard that discussed this subject -- and at some length.

You're going to have to hunt for it though.

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[ 06-12-2002 07:19 AM: Message edited 1 time, lastly by Dalen Garuud ]

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But then who was it who began name-calling our president? He might not be the best one to come down the pike, but until 2004 he's all we've got.

SOME of us were able to recognize the humor in this thread. But it suddenly went into "anti-Americanism."

Hehehe... this is why we broke off to become our own nation, I betcha. Neither side could understand the humor of the other; we were BOTH insufferable to the viewpoint of each other.

And NOW this thread is closed.

[ 06-12-2002 10:22 AM: Message edited 1 time, lastly by Graysith ]

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