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Loban
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posted 02-12-2003 01:14 PM
(not for the timid, or those with weak stomachs...) I had, what had to have been, my weirdest dream last night... here goes a brief description: First, I was flying a plane... simple enough, but we ran out of fuel... so we stopped somewhere in Texas to re-fuel at a gas station... it gets better... we're being chased, and we barely get out of there... thanks to my skill as a pilot... That's when it started to get REALLY weird... Believe it or not, I was now Tiger Woods' caddy... I think I saw something on Sportscenter about his caddy, so that explains that... Ok, I was me... but everyone else thought I was his caddy/personal director of the media... I had to wear this head band/wireless head set... but it had a battery that went in my shirt pocket... and, they told me that it causes cancer!!? I was out of there after that... I mean, I wanted to get on TV, but not at that cost... first I see a bus lot, and at my whim it turns into a car lot... I grab some light-blue convertible, and hightail it out of there... Now, I was on a San Diego highway... going the wrong way up an on ramp, and bicyclists coming down the ramp are nearly running ME over... It get's even better... For some reason, I have to ditch my car, and go down some rain drainage access shaft... on the other side, it's sunny... and there's a makeshift walking bridge made of wood, underneath is clear blue-green water... one problem, I've lost use of my legs, and have to go underneath the bridge and sway across it like they were monkey bars... The nails give, and I'm hanging on for dear life to this pile of wood and nails that was once a bridge... Now, I'm inside a soup kitchen... I still have the uncontrollable urge to keep running away from something... This soup kitchen turns into the Chef's house, I make a couple of wrong turns, finally find the front door... but it's locked, I quickly unlock it with the chef breathing down my neck... I go outside, and it's a marina... fish crates all over the dock... I start to run, but some thing stopped me... The phone rang, and I woke up... So, what's it all mean, doc? [ 02-12-2003 11:24 PM: Message edited 1 time, lastly by Loban ] |