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Loban

posted 08-17-2002 09:57 PM    
Who is the funniest man alive? I shall wait to tell you mine, if I did tell you, you wouldn't argue...

LumbiaSith

posted 08-17-2002 10:08 PM    
..Well me of course. Dont look at me like that, you know it is true...

But actually I dont think you can compare two different comedies. Like Eddy Murphy, Chris Tucker, Martain Lawarence to Micheal Myers, Jim Carrey, Chris Farley, and the Wayne Brothers. They have different comedic roles, and all at the magnitude of greatness-yet you cant compare them. Why may you ask? Well for the simple fact that their is no funny man..They all fall funny to a certain crowd, and not to another. Its just in the conception of a person.


Anakin

posted 08-17-2002 10:24 PM    
Hey Lumbia, sorry to tell ya, but Farley is dead.

I'd say the funniest man alive would have to be Robin Williams.


Loban

posted 08-17-2002 10:33 PM    
Oh... there are more genres of comedy, other than stupid stupid puns!? I did not know that... having said this... Jim Carrey was once the funniest man alive, until 97... has he had a funny movie since!?(Me Myself and Irene is not funny, sorry...) anyway, where was I? oh, yeah... the funniest man alive is... drum roll please... well no drum roll, ok, lets just get to it... its Mike Myers, he is so funny in 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' I can't understand why he hasn't done any other comedies since then... this post was way too long, and I should have edited it... but... and me saying that I should have edited it has made it even longer... and me saying tha.... oh dear, my eyes have gone crossed-eyed...

Anakin

posted 08-17-2002 11:27 PM    
You're right Loban, he is the funniest man alive...

TheKnot

posted 08-17-2002 11:43 PM    
George Carlin. Listen to this man for one hour, and he will make you laugh and get angry at the government at the same time.

LumbiaSith

posted 08-18-2002 12:01 AM    
Your all lairs, in denail of the truth. You know, and I know-that I am the funniest man alive. Mike Myers couldn't compete iwth my idioticy, and foolishness. When it comes down to it, Mike Myers can not even compete with Jackass which is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in the world..
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Anyways, I know Im the best, and all of you can bow now.. lol


Entaris

posted 08-18-2002 12:01 AM    
Yes, i too believe our good friend Mike is the best... the song still rings clearly in my ears
"WOMAN! woooooo-man..." actauly, the song doesnt ring clear, thats all i can remember, but i still remember it was a damn funny movie...

that and all the austin powers were good, and SNL is only really funny when he's in it... and for course....

"WAYNES WORLD, WAYNES WORLD! ITS EXELENT. WAYNES WORLD, PARTY ON!" hehe, i have to say, when those to crasy kids get together, it really is special...i would have to say dana carvy is the second funnest man...

and as for lumbia, well, Idoicy, yes, i totaly agree...funny? you got somethign to learn about funny...
The truth is, im the funniest man alive, well, the 10 funnest man alive... the list goes!

1: mike
2: dana
3/4:wayns bro's
5:martin
6:bill murry
7:Keono reevs(cant spell the name) before he did matrix...im thinking of course of "bill and teds exelent advanture"
8:jim carey
9: Drew carey
10: Me, and i know, you all havnt seen me in comedy mode, so you dont know how funny i am, but i really have a few good gags up my sleeves

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BobPalpatine

posted 08-18-2002 01:29 AM    
I think Stephen Lynch is one of the funniest men alive, either him or Bill Engvall. Although I am basing this on stand-up comedy.

Will Ferrell has to be one of the funniest men around right now too. That guy can play so many roles too.

George Carlin is right up there too.


Loban

posted 08-18-2002 09:27 PM    
Ok, so... It looks like Mike Myers is the funniest man alive... so, the question is... which is funniest character? SNL included...

Anakin

posted 08-18-2002 10:42 PM    
Fat Bastard or Doctor Evil are my favorite.

Entaris

posted 08-18-2002 10:56 PM    
heh, his "dad" in "so i married an ax murderer"

*say's in a scottish accent*"oh how i hated the colonal...with his weee...BEETY EYES! and his smug grin...'oowww...your going to by my chicken ooowww!!"


Loban

posted 08-18-2002 10:58 PM    
HEAD, BEER, NOW...

Ah, so I married an axe murder, priceless...

I would have to say my favorite character would have to be the owner of every thing scottish... from snl, if it isn't scottish, IT'S CRAP!!!

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Graysith

posted 08-18-2002 11:41 PM    
Wil Smith, Jim Carey, and the entire "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" crew....

LumbiaSith

posted 08-18-2002 11:46 PM    
Yah, and those people that said Da Bears on Saturday Night Live, and anything that came from Comic View, and stuff like that

Entaris

posted 08-19-2002 12:09 AM    
"tonight he'll cry himself tosleep on his massive pilla" hehe, SNL

"I got scottie dogs, in thre' siz'z, wee...not so wee...and FRIGGIN HUGE!"

who's line is it anyway, is great... especialy colin mockery, Greg...somethign or another...and Rian styles... those three are my fav... forgot about them in my list, they all top me... hehe
gotta love "world worst" and "superhero" things..those are great..

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LumbiaSith

posted 08-19-2002 12:21 AM    
But I still believe Jackass is best show ever made for funny stuff. Tom Green is funny too

Entaris

posted 08-19-2002 02:11 AM    
those are funny, but thats idiotic humor, i like either a straight joke, or an intellegence gag...if a comedian can incorperate something that takes actauly knowledge to understand, it makes it a little more funny...specialy when you watch your older sister staring blank eyed at the screan while your laughin your arse off...hehe... but then again, i tend to jump at any chance to show my intellegence... so ya..

heres some comedy...

"man, i remember when i was a little kid, we used to have action figures, we had BATMAN, batman was literaly indistructable, just a peice of plastic shaped to look human... When we played with batman we'd be like "LOOK! batman got hit by a nuclear explosion" and hurl batman into a tree, he would fall, and a huge boulder would fall on him, take you and all your friends half an hour to get him out from under it. we could take an AK-47 to batman, and what happened? after 5 magazines and a few rocks batman had a scratch...wait..no, just a scuff, wiped off fine! Now, i see little kids playin with power-rangers, and there like, "look, the badguy turned on the light" and the thing falls to piecies, "momy, i need a new toy..." "what! i just spent 30 bucks on that 5 minuts ago! its not even outa the plastic box yet!" 'sorry' but when we had batman, it was like "1000 years later, "hey, mom, batmans ear got bent..." "well, what do you expect, we paid $1 for it..."

hmm...it doesnt pack the same punch when not in person...

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Loban

posted 08-19-2002 02:15 AM    
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Entaris

posted 08-19-2002 02:18 AM    
heheheehahahaha....*chuckle*

"GREETINGS! they call me billivanjimbobvilliaborobertimalonofaracalnif"....."or just Pety for short..." *looks around* "what?"


Loban

posted 08-19-2002 02:19 AM    
I'm batman... no, not really... I can't back that up... my name's steve mother trukin... pollycronopolis... Adam Sandler is a funny dude too... you can do it... you can do it all night long...

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