Emperor: It's not the east or the west side.

Vader: NO it's not.

Emperor: It's not the north or the south
side.

Vader: No it's not.
Emperor: It's the dark side!

Vader: You are correct!

Emperor: Listen to me all you vader haters out there, pay attention or we'll blow your planet up!

Vader: What is thy bidding my master?

Emperor: It's a disaster! Skywalker we're after!

Vader: What if he could be turned to the darkside?

emperor: Yes, he'd make a powerful ally! Another dark jedi...

Vader: He will join us or die. (Cause we got deathstar!) (repeat 8 times) And you know that we got it! And you know that we got it....

Uncle owen: Luke, get your ass over here. Where's them two droids I told you to clean boy? You clean your room?

Luke: Uncle owen! I know I'm on probation, can I borrow the speeder and go to the Tashi station? I gotta lay away on my power converter, but now you're treatin me like a scruffy nerf herder!

Obi-Wan: Luke, use the force, and run! run to dagobah, run to dagobah! Luke, use the force and run! run to dagobah, run to dagobah!

Yoda: I'm yoda, I'm a soldier! I mould'ja and grow ya, I bet I told'ja! Hey don't you dare, judge me not by my size, You wont believe your eyes, watch the X-wing rise!

Luke: Yoda, why ya bein a playa hater? You know that I must confront lord vader!

Yoda: But luke! Not ready are you!

Luke: But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin my crew, a jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do! so now vader, I'm commmin for you!

Luke: Mmm, I set a new course R2. That's right, we're headed to cloud city. Mmmm, this is a mighty fine gin and tonic, why don't you mix me up another?

*cool theme music*

Vader: Come now luke now release your anger, you do not realize that you're in danger!

Luke: ooow! why'd you slice of my hand?
Vader: Isn't that something you don't
understand? Obi-Wan never bothered, to tell you about your father!

Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!

Vader: Then there's something I must reveal then! I'm yo father, I'm your father! (repeat 4 times)

Han: Knock him outa the box luke, knock him out! Knock him outa the box luke, knock him out! Knock him outa the box luke, knock him out! Knock him outa the box luke, knock him out! Knock him outa the box luke....