Funny top ten Star wars

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Dash

posted 11-17-2000 11:46 PM

hey post some top ten!

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BobPalpatine

posted 11-18-2000 01:27 AM

I have a top 10 game at the galactic senate and Blizzard Skies Arena...check em out
http://www.galacticsenate.com http://www.blizzardskies.com/arena

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Anakin

posted 11-18-2000 01:24 PM

Letterman had a funny top ten once...

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Dash

posted 11-19-2000 01:42 PM

Top Ten ways to piss off vader

play keep away with vader's helmet

Step on vader's cape

clog the imperial john

report to the emperor "Vader says you have a stick stuck up you old ass"

Moon Vader "thats no moon thats someones ass"

give vader the finger while hes in his Tie fighter

fart in vader's air tank

trip vader

put a kick me on vader's back

and have all imperial officers not screw up so vader can't have any chokeing fun

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Graysith

posted 11-19-2000 04:00 PM

Ok, let's continue on and make our own Top Ten Ways To Tick Off Vader, but together. I'll start with numbers one and two:

1. Tell Vader that (gasp!) YODA is really his father!

2. Tell Vader that his son is really Nien Nunb.

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BobPalpatine

posted 11-19-2000 08:29 PM

Hmm...this sounds slightly familar to the game I started on these boards and everyone abanndoned???

I have a copyright of the Top 10 game! IMAGE: www.escapepod.net/forums/cgi/smilies/tongue.gif

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Anakin

posted 11-19-2000 09:00 PM

Eh..shut your face!

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Dash

posted 11-19-2000 09:31 PM

top five things yoda did once luke left
5. started talking to plants
4. smoking crack
3. drinking
2. smoking what ever he could find
1. and the number 1 thing yoda did once luke left yoda got sick and when Luke came back he died

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Dash

posted 11-25-2000 08:30 PM

top 5 great things about SW

5. saber battles
4. great ships
3. vader
2.you don't have to listen to star date crap
1. Slave Leia

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Rogue Angel

posted 09-01-2001 10:07 PM

Top Ten Ways To Piss Off Vader:

3. Ask Vader if he has ever considered plastic surgery.
4. Follow Vader around constantly trying to wax his helmet.
5. Mock everything Vader says including an obnoxious breathing sound.

Graysith

posted 09-02-2001 01:39 AM

1. Delicately point out the fact that black capes are just so... gay, and that a long belted over-tunic is ever-so-much-more chic....

2. Offer to put little windshield wipers on the lenses of his helmet so he can see better "with his own eyes...."

3. Inform him that you have a great new costume designer who will do a total remake on his helmet because really, he looks kinda like a baboon in it....

Mara1Jade

posted 09-14-2001 11:06 PM

A variation on a theme: How to tick off Yoda

1. Ask him if he's ever heard of the Muppets.
2. Hum the "Rainbow Connection" every time you see him.
3. Tell him to say hello to his cousin Kermit.
4. Tell him to get his own damn light.
5. Tell him "You look good, for a guy who is 800 years old."
6. Insist that the reason he never attracted Yaddle was his poor sense of good hygiene (check the teeth, dude!).
7. Inform him that HRT {Hormone Replacement Therapy} could have prevented his strinking as he aged.

Graysith

posted 09-15-2001 02:24 AM

OK, here we go now...

Ways we can piss off Jar-Jar:

1. Offer him a ribbon to tie up his ears so he doesn't trip on them.

2. Inform him that plastic surgery can do wonders for him regarding that licorice whip he calls a tongue.

3. Hey, a little Pond's can likewise go a long way toward helping those obvious age spots he has.

4. Offer him a Thesaurus; obviously he is in need of broadening his vocabulary.

5. Ask him if he break-dances. If negatory, suggest he take it up, he's got to be a natural for it.

Of course, all this goes on the supposition that one can indeed "piss off" Jar-Jar....

Mara1Jade

posted 09-16-2001 02:05 PM

Top ten ways to tell you take Corran Horn way too seriously:

10. Your favorite color is green.
9. You frequently use terminology like "Sithspawn" and "Sithspit."
8. You frequently use the number 9.
7. You plan to name your children Mirax, Corran, Valin, or Jysella.
6. You compare every guy you date to Corran Horn's personality.
5. You've named your garbage can "Whistler."
4. You think all X-wings should be painted green and black.
3. You insist that telekenesis is a Jedi skill only used by wimps.
2. You threaten to boycot Expanded Universe books if Corran Horn is ever killed.
1. You insist that you there really IS a Corran Horn, and that your name is Mirax and you have been living happily with him for some time now.

Graysith

posted 09-16-2001 03:41 PM

TOP TEN WAYS YOU CAN PISS OFF THE TRUE SITH:

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You can't; we are just too durned strong, and besides, y'all already know we're operating out of anger all the time anyway, so the point is moot....

Dash

posted 09-16-2001 08:06 PM

what is with girls loving guys from rogue squad?

Graysith

posted 09-16-2001 10:59 PM

*shrugs*

Don't ask me, I don't.

Padme of Hidden Lake

posted 09-25-2001 08:44 AM

it's the same as girls wanting to date guys in the armed forces - guys in uniforms are very atractive.

Dash

posted 09-30-2001 09:24 PM

why don't you like a guy you can really date

Mara1Jade

posted 09-30-2001 09:55 PM

Actually, there are several highly available navy guys where I live.

Galen

posted 09-30-2001 11:26 PM

Hey Bean...

*crosses arms*

Please elaborate on what you mean by "really date...?"

Padme of Hidden Lake

posted 10-01-2001 08:47 AM

yeah I know a bunch of guys in hte armed services - most avaible and quite a few are also attractive...

Shayla Stargazer Petrolu

posted 10-01-2001 11:33 AM

Yeah, navy guys are highly available here.

And I second Laurre--

What do you mean "really date"?

Mara1Jade

posted 08-08-2009 03:34 PM

Someone was web crawling this thread, and I just COULDN'T resist....

TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL YOU ARE WAY TOO OBSESSED WITH STAR WARS:

10. You own a large collection of Star Wars books, figures, etc.
9. You have watched the movies so many times you can quote them verbatim.
8. You have named a pet or child after a Star Wars character.
7. You use Star Wars references frequently during conversation, such as "Luke, I am your father!" and "We don't have time to discuss this in comittee!!!"
6. You wish you could use the Force, to heck if it is the Dark Side or not.
5. You often have dreams that you are a Jedi or a Sith.
4. You think you really ARE a Jedi or a Sith.
3. You believe there really was and IS a galaxy far, far, away.
2. You have at least one character, somehow associated with your own pesona, that you have added to the Star Wars universe in one way or another.
1. The Force is an idea of mere fluff to you. It's all about being the "Ultimate Power in the Universe," sweetheart!

I am not even going to TELL you that I think most of these specifically refer to myself. Oh wait, I think I just did...

[ 08-08-2009 03:37 PM: Message edited 1 time, lastly by Mara1Jade ]

Dash Kelderon

posted 12-28-2009 03:50 PM

Wow.... talk about a necropost. Almost 8 years later the topic was sort of revived. LOL!!!

Mara1Jade

posted 12-29-2009 01:54 PM

Not to mention you might as well go ahead and be a NECROPOSTER. If you are lurking and posted in this thread of all places, I'm sure you could use some of that energy and go RP some. And no, I have no idea where your character is, but would be glad to see him revived.

Dash Kelderon

posted 01-08-2010 11:00 AM

As I just posted in another topic... Too much reading and not enough time. Besides... I was never very good. I was too much of a "selfish, short-poster"

ShaRhylla

posted 01-08-2010 11:51 AM

Selfish, short poster? (???) If by this you mean short n' sweet posts, hey, we aren't here to write books, ya know, LOL!! (Although many of us are guilty of doing so at times!) But things have changed; we prefer a post that gets to the point to move things along, versus a long-winded one that takes forever to read but doesn't do much for the role play.

However, sometimes the "windy posts" are needed, to move a single side-line along until it can logically fit into play elsewhere.

ANYWHO, PUH-LEEZ reconsider! (And this is the ONE AND ONLY TIME ShaRhylla is ever going to beg ANYBODY, lol!)