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Brodie-Wan

posted 07-31-2002 01:51 PM    
Whats your favorite quote in the movies.

Mine would have to be
"Size matters not. Look at me, jugde me by my size do you and where you should no for my ali is the force and a powerful ali it is."

-Yoda

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Loban

posted 07-31-2002 04:46 PM    
I am a person, and my name is Anakin!

Just because I saw a toy back in '99, it talked, and that line was so funny, annoying, but funny...

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Graysith

posted 08-01-2002 04:21 PM    
Hmmmm... this is a toughie. There are several I really like:

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" -- "You Rebel scum!"

and:

"Hey! It's not my fault!"

all spring to mind. But my favorite? Lemme ponder some more....

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Ghost Dog

posted 08-02-2002 08:31 PM    
<font color="Red">My favorite quote is...."You are alone, maybe I can Help you. I am Boba Fett".----Boba Fett (Holiday Special)</font>

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Entaris

posted 08-02-2002 09:40 PM    
I liked the yoda quote stated above, but i really liked yoda's statment of "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to the darkside *ears fall*" cause after all, it doesnt hold the same punch without the falling ears!

hehe, oh well



LumbiaSith

posted 08-03-2002 03:39 PM    
I forever will love the best quote out of all the movies, and you all know it is true..

"I AM YOUR FATHER"



Taehun

posted 08-03-2002 06:42 PM    
Favorite quote?

Check my signature.



jedimasterskul

posted 08-15-2002 02:00 AM    
Not really a quote, but Chewbacca's Tarzan yell

Entaris

posted 08-15-2002 11:34 AM    
ya, "I am your father" was good. But i really liked the whole dramaticness of what he said before...and it kinda pisses me off when people short hand it... *say's im a moking voice* "luke, i am your father" bah, dont pack the same punch as.

"Luke, look deep within yourself, you know it to be true....I am your father"

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

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Mara1Jade

posted 08-15-2002 11:53 AM    
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try."

And...

"I am NOT a comittee!"

And...

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid!"

heh. "Either I'm gonna kill her or I'm beginning to like her!"

"Better her than me."

"There's always a bigger fish."

And my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE: "And if they find us they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces, and BLAST us into oblivion!"



LumbiaSith

posted 08-16-2002 01:27 AM    
Well I dont know if it has been placed in any the SW Books or SW Galaxy Story Movies, but Im sure it has..

"The Power of crave can overwhelm the power of Pride"



Entaris

posted 08-16-2002 11:38 AM    
Bah....thats all i have to say about that quote lumbia...is BAH! and humbug!

"The Power of crave can overwhelm the power of Pride"

that aint true! and as a man you should know that!
*say's in a deep, manly voice*
WE OF THE PROUD MEN! SHALT NEVER RELEASE OUR PRIDE!

real men starve befor they give up pride...but...to be accurate...

"the power of woman can overwhelm the power of pride" girls. this is why we guy's make such idiots of ourselves in your presence *bows* pride is strong, but its a contest, the stupidest man gets the girl J/K about all of that

good quote lumbia, and it is indeed very true.
i still love yoda "fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to pain, pain leads to suffering, suffering leads to bad medical bills, bad medical bills leads to bankruptsy, bankruptsy leads to a lack of house, a lack of house leads to sleeping on the street, sleeping ont he street leads to tatered cloths, tatered cloths leads to robing banks, robing banks leads to jail, jail leads to a place to stay, a place to stay leads to happeness, happeness leads to confusion, confusion leads to fear...ect...ect...ect. did i get it right?



LumbiaSith

posted 08-16-2002 04:47 PM    
Haha, insulting yourself, the best way to get a girl with the stupidness, lolj/k

Entaris

posted 08-16-2002 06:10 PM    
heh, being stupid isnt all that bad...really! well, untill people start making fun of you...but thats only bad if they try to hurt you...besides that i don' giv' a rats arse what peop'l t'ink O' me

LumbiaSith

posted 08-16-2002 10:39 PM    
Mmmmhmmmm, Praise the lord, mmmmmmhmmm. Well you shouldn't care, as long as they dont hit you....

Entaris

posted 08-16-2002 11:38 PM    
heh, i dont have to worry about being hit, theres no one stupid enough to try to hurt a 6' tall monster that feels almost no pain what so ever... i got size, thats a deffenet advantage... i continue on my statment that its this damn phelan air...heh, my grampa asked my mom to stop feeding me because he doesnt want me to get bigger

Loban

posted 08-16-2002 11:42 PM    
Just posting to break up the Lumbia v. Entaris...

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Sissi

posted 08-17-2002 01:21 PM    
"why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking NERFHERDER!"
or there's always "you came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." If you say that to taxi drivers they don't like it!


LumbiaSith

posted 08-17-2002 05:39 PM    
Im gonna say that when I get to New York to a Taxi Driver. That last quote from Sissi....

Entaris

posted 08-17-2002 07:01 PM    
hmm...that wouldnt be to smart...taxi drivers in NY probably cary shotguns under there seats...

LumbiaSith

posted 08-17-2002 07:21 PM    
Thats why you gotta carry your own Glock

Entaris

posted 08-17-2002 11:46 PM    
i dont need a glock, i got me the dark side of the force *runs around acting like a DJ saying "zap zap, im electrecuting you, your dead!" *

hehehe



LumbiaSith

posted 08-17-2002 11:56 PM    
Taxi Driver: Confusedly takes out his shotgun shotting it through the man's head, and watches him die-never to return.. hmm

Loban

posted 08-18-2002 12:11 AM    
CONGRATULATIONS LUMBIA!!! YOU WON!!!

This is my first post as moderator, and it is all thanks to you...

I will not delete your last post, about the decapitation... rather, it will be an example of what not to do...

A little too graphic... yeah... a bit creepy...



Entaris

posted 08-18-2002 12:17 AM    
a wee bit exited there loban? *try's to calm the half crazed moderator* its ok...its O.....K....
Everything will be ALLLLLL-right....

Does loban want a sandwhich?

damn...i shouldnt have done that...

*runs to make a sandwhich and quickly consumes it*

i need to learn never to say the S word unless in dire need...



Loban

posted 08-18-2002 12:33 AM    
What's that Entaris... You want a piece!?


of pie that is... after that SANDWICH... mmmmmm sandwich, doesn't that sound good, Entaris...???

I like decapitation as much as the next man, but... I just don't understand how these topics could go so far off course...



Entaris

posted 08-18-2002 12:36 AM    
its amazing isnt it? i often wonder the exact same thing...right after finishing watching the paint dry....

OH yes, pie would be lovly, will you by joining me for tea? i saved some crumpets(wonders what exactly crumpets are)



Loban

posted 08-18-2002 12:40 AM    
I won't even reply to that... wait...???

LumbiaSith

posted 08-18-2002 01:53 AM    
Yes Loban, I had used the Force and made you reply even though you subconsciously typed the beginning, I had you reply once with the "what".

Anways, another good quote is..

"NOO!!" from Luke. It was so dramatic..I think that was the best no out of all history



Entaris

posted 08-18-2002 12:12 PM    
im telling you people, the best quote is

"Luke, look deep within yourself, you know it to be true...I. am. Your. father!"

the way he said it was just so dramatic, putting it to word what we had suspected from the begining, *wipes a tear from his eye* its just so touching...

or another good one in my opinion is
"Join me..and together we shall rule Father....And son."



LumbiaSith

posted 08-18-2002 03:03 PM    
Another great quote that started it off for me ever since the first movie, and why I watch it today-is the suspense. The incredible suspense to this one quote...

"Well, of course I know him. He's me. I haven't gone by the name of Obi-Wan since, oh, before you were born. "

-Ben Talking to Luke



Brodie-Wan

posted 08-21-2002 10:52 PM    
I've got alll those beat

"Let the Wookiee win"

-C-3PO to R2-D2



Loban

posted 08-21-2002 11:39 PM    
I would have to agree, I don't know about you... but I like my arms right where they are, thank you very much...

Mara1Jade

posted 08-21-2002 11:39 PM    
"Droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose."

Entaris

posted 08-22-2002 01:58 AM    
"Beep...DRSDSS...EEEP, SZZZLL BEEP, ELGLSSL BEEERRRBLIP!"

"R2! wait for me! where are you going"

R2 talkign to C3...

ya, gotta love R2 quotes...



Graysith

posted 08-22-2002 10:04 AM    
Hehehe... yes indeedy, "Let the Wookiee win" is definitely up there; I quite forgot about that one.

I still love: "You Rebel scum!" I mean, that has to go down in the annals of sci-fi as one of the worst lines anyone could ever say...

...right after the bad guy chasing after the Lilliputian singers (in "Godzilla vs. Mothra") whirls to confront the comedy-relief good-guy who was tracking him and who of course steps on a BIG STICK in the process. Then Mr. Full-Of Wit Good-Guy goes, "Hello, I am lost!!!"

THAT one, my friends, is my all-time favorite stupid saying in any movie.

So to expand, what is yours?

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Mara1Jade

posted 08-22-2002 10:14 AM    
Reminds me of the talking cannonballs in Labryinth. One backfires and says, "I hit something, yes?! No..?"

LOL



Loban

posted 08-22-2002 10:19 AM    
"I bet I can get you betting by the end of the week...."

"No..."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 odds..."

"Naw..."

"10 to 1?"

"Those are pretty good odds, ok..."

"Oh, I am going to get you... I don't know how..."

"Oh, yeah, bring it on..."

Both laugh, and cut scene...



Entaris

posted 08-22-2002 09:28 PM    
as for the Labrynth, i still love the guards, just there voices are good "One of us always tells da trut'h! annnnnndd da odder one only lies!"

but then again, i also like "Now, in every story about a hero, theres a moment in the story where the ordinary guy steps forward and becomes the hero we all know him to be.....This wasnt one of those moments."

and that is from the new guy



Loban

posted 08-22-2002 09:33 PM    
Lo-Ban dropped his saber, and gave Entaris the crazy eyes... whiptch...

Entaris

posted 08-22-2002 09:35 PM    
*drags loban through the halls.* "now, your gonna go through the door, and im gonna go down in history, WHOS THE B**** NOW!" *shoves loban through the door, and watches as everyone vanishes* "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!"

Loban

posted 08-23-2002 10:39 PM    
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya... You killed my father... prepare to die...

Entaris

posted 08-24-2002 09:54 PM    
oh ya? well, im Flint Westwood. so, you will die at my hands...

Loban

posted 08-24-2002 11:06 PM    
ASSSSSSS YOUUUUUUUUUU WISHHHHHHHHHHHH....

Entaris

posted 08-25-2002 02:43 AM    
favorite quote, or rather, quotes

"im no jedi, im just a guy with a lightsaber, and a few questions"

"of cours, many peoples have them"

"lightsabers?"

"questions"



Entaris

posted 08-28-2002 05:12 PM    
heh, i just found another quote i like, this one is from a cartoon my nephiew was watching.

"This glow upon my hand contains an awsome power, its burning grasp TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU!" i dont know why i like it, but it seems to flow very nicely, and im just kinda drawn to it. *shrug*



Loban

posted 08-28-2002 06:15 PM    
quote from So I Married an Axe Murderer, when Mike finds out her sister is the killer...

'What the F***!?!?!?'

it could be due to the fact that I watched American pie 1 and 2 right before that... but... Stifler is the man... he can't say that line enough...

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Entaris

posted 08-28-2002 06:36 PM    
OMG, whats with people and stifler? i swear! i know someone that has actauly started calling himself the stifler because of that damn movie. ya, he was funny. big deal, HE WASNT THAT FUNNY! the kind of humor that produces is the kind you need to be just totaly out of it to appriciate... but, while were on the subject of American pie...

"arent band instruments fun?" *chuckle* now THAT was funny...



Loban

posted 08-28-2002 06:53 PM    
this one time at band camp... oh, this isn't a quote...heh... nevermind...

LumbiaSith

posted 08-28-2002 10:27 PM    
The quote from the last movie with Obi-Wan and that one guy at the bar

Loban

posted 08-29-2002 04:37 AM    
WARNING: THIS IS A BIT SICK, AND A SPOILER FOR GOLDMEMBER.

Austin is above Dr. Evil on a ladder... austin is shot at, he falls, and catches dr. evils' pants to keep him from falling... he rips dr. evils pants, so you can see his checks... here is the quote:

"I've always known you were crazy, Dr. Evil... But now I can see your nuts... I thank you..."



Entaris

posted 08-31-2002 12:01 AM    
umm..yes, my new favorite quote is officaily " Beware 'master' taehun, and why not worn your 'aprentice' bane as well? for the Dark lord comes for you now"

heh *isnt really as evil as some of his posts make him seem*



Taehun

posted 08-31-2002 12:46 AM    
Oi....

Entaris

posted 08-31-2002 08:37 PM    
hmm...quote from a song "the less i hear the less you say" and very true to...when you dont hear anything, people stop talking to you, trust me i know LOL my friends get MAD when i blank them out.

Loban

posted 09-01-2002 06:47 PM    
Jim Carrey chases the Tropical Bikini Bus...

'Wait! Stop! I'm sorry, my friend is a little slow... the town is that way... don't worry Harry, well catch our break someday...'



LumbiaSith

posted 09-01-2002 08:24 PM    
ummm.....I didn't notice this was also a Every Movie Quote, I thought it was only for Star wars since it is in the TPM & Original Trilogy forum, but thats just me....

Mara1Jade

posted 09-01-2002 08:47 PM    
Someone did suggest expanding from Star Wars somewhere. And that's fine.

Entaris

posted 09-01-2002 10:30 PM    
ahh.... favorite quote.


"i am woman, hear me roar"

ah...ya... no comment *knows people are gonna laugh at him*



Loban

posted 09-01-2002 10:37 PM    
Sorry Lumbia... that ship sailed long ago...

LumbiaSith

posted 09-01-2002 11:37 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by Entaris:[QB]ahh.... favorite quote.


"i am woman, hear me roar"

ah...ya... no comment *knows people are gonna laugh at him*[/QB]


**Doesn't laugh one bit...only stares at him akwardly**



Entaris

posted 09-02-2002 08:09 PM    
umm...


"I would follow you my brother....My captain...my king"



Graysith

posted 09-04-2002 02:29 AM    
OK, since Entaris beat me to my absolute favorite quote... the one from LOTR just above, I shall have to post another one I love:

"Look at all the colors..." (Lo-Ban Kenobi in "The Cradle Will Fall" thread in the Sith Temple forum of the RPG boards here.)

YES, YES!!! I KNOW, LUMBIA, I KNOW IT'S NOT A "REAL SW QUOTE," -- but it still ranks right up there next to, "You Rebel scum!"



Loban

posted 09-04-2002 02:37 AM    
Hopefully someday I'll come up with a quote a little more insightful... but, that will do for now, thank you...

And I do agree with you on your first point, gray... and I can't believe 006 died... he ONLY had 3 arrows in his chest...



Loban

posted 09-06-2002 12:28 AM    
quotes from ace ventura pet detective...

'if im not back in 5 minutes... just wait longer...'

Courtney Cox and Ace are in her office, he is chewing sunflower seeds, and discarding the shells on her desk...
'would you like an ashtray?'... 'no, I don't smoke... its a... disgusting habit...(mouth filled with sunflower seeds, all over his lips as well...)

'how would you like me to make your life a living hell...'...'why, thank you Louise... but I'm not ready for a relationship right now... I'll call you sometime, your number still 911? ALLLRIGHTY THEN...'

and... the funniest from the movie is....
drum roll

'Do Not!! go in there... FEWWW!!!'

ok, you got me... I just watched the movie, and had nothing else to do...



Mara1Jade

posted 09-06-2002 10:16 AM    
Hey, we gotta love these RP quotes:

"We don't need no stinkin' Jedi!" (Jasyn in either "To the Other Side of the Universe" or "The Great Temple of Khar Delba")

"Small minds think in small terms!" (Shayla, somewhere, I don't remember...might have been "The Great Temple of Khar Delba")

"What in Hells Seven Circles?!" (Galen, frequently)

"What the kriffing Hell?" (Terrin, frequently)

"Look at all the pretty colors!" (Loban, "The Cradle Will Fall)

"You will indeed bend, even if it means snapping you in two" (Entaris, "N'rheal, and Beyond")

"Sith do not ally themselves with those who love, for Sith do not love.

...or do they?" (Aelvedaar, "The Cradle Will Fall")

Hey, we might not be "real" Star Wars, but I think we do damn good...

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Entaris

posted 09-06-2002 10:00 PM    
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE NOT REAL STAR WARS!? *thinks this is just as real as anything else that has come along by authers seeking to make a name for themselves by writing in the legendary format of SW*

I swear, this stuff is choice material, i think GL would simply delight to read some of our stuff! heck, i think this stuff is movie material, book material, commic material, TV material, you name it!



Loban

posted 09-06-2002 10:50 PM    
There really aren't that many discussion boards quite like this, I bet GL does read it!!

Mara1Jade

posted 09-06-2002 11:27 PM    
So if he comes up with "The All" in Episode III, we'll just have to sue...

"Never trust a scoundrel." Aaron Barnes, "Enemy in the Midst" (I think)

"Officer 'Dumb as Rocks'..." Rathal, can't remember what thread.

Dude, this stuff IS top-notch material!



Graysith

posted 09-07-2002 12:24 AM    
Hmmmm....

"Sure as Khaandon made lil green worrts...." (Galen, Ancient city, Sith and All)

...and Galen's sig, which she states hither and yon: "Sure as there's Treasure on Roon!"

My personal favorite of Galen Jhin'Dar Danner, from "Ancient City, Sith and All":
"Where's the horns, fly-boy?"



Mara1Jade

posted 09-07-2002 12:28 AM    
"You got all the horns this family needs."

Terrin to Galen, in response to previous quote, Ancient City, Sith and All



Loban

posted 09-10-2002 12:18 AM    
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

Loban

posted 09-11-2002 01:05 AM    
The Riddler, aka Jim Carrey...

At the end, where BM destroys that green thing... and all the waves go into the Riddler's head...

'bummer...'

priceless...

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Loban

posted 09-12-2002 01:21 AM    
"Alright, alright... the combination is..."

"Yes..."

"The combination is..."

"YES... YES..."

"The combination is, 1... 2... 3... 4..."

"1234? that's the stupidest combination I've ever heard..."

"Make a heading toward Druidia... and change the combination to my luggage..."

Space Balls, of course...

I thank Light-Darksider for the reminder...

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Loban

posted 09-14-2002 07:38 PM    
"I'll be back..."

*can't remember who said that*



Entaris

posted 09-14-2002 10:20 PM    
you forgot a line loban. in between

"1234? that's the stupidest combination I've ever heard..."
and
"Make a heading toward Druidia... and change the combination to my luggage..."

is "presedent scrudge, the combination is 12345"

"12345? thats amazing, i have the same combination on my luggage..."



Loban

posted 09-14-2002 10:23 PM    
*looks around, as though he was not an idiot*

DOH!!

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Entaris

posted 09-16-2002 08:54 PM    
favorite quote -"whats that?!"

"this my friend... is called a pint..."

"THEY COME IN PINTS?!... IM getten one!"



Loban

posted 09-17-2002 12:24 AM    
"If you want him, come and claim him!"

Smalleyjedi

posted 10-20-2002 09:58 PM    
I like "Luke...there is another skywalker" on Yoda's deathbed. If Luke had not known...I dont know if he would have fought Vader. "I have a bad feeling about this." "I sense a disturbance in the force." and "I sense we have picked up another pathetic lifeform" rank up there. "Your overconfidence is your weakness"....."Your faith in your friends is yours." THERES TOO MANY!!!!!!

Entaris

posted 10-23-2002 08:16 PM    
From "rogue planet" "Of course master, the seeds! why didnt i think of that?"(i just think that ones funny in the conversation.)

Loban

posted 10-23-2002 08:41 PM    
That was the best part of the book...

Obi-Wan didn't feel just a little embarrassed...

I mean, Anakin didn't have more seeds... oh wait, he did...

But, it wasn't a contest... certainly not a close one...

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Loban

posted 10-27-2002 04:01 PM    
"That was too close..."

Lando in ROTJ...

"not a scratch..."

Han in ROTJ...



Smalleyjedi

posted 10-27-2002 11:38 PM    
I'd rather kiss a wookie.
I could let you kiss my wookie. (Han to Zsinj)
I've known Jaina Solo since she was little. You're not her. (Wedge to Jag)


Loban

posted 10-27-2002 11:59 PM    
yeah, why did jaina ever save jag anyway?



Dooku

posted 10-29-2002 04:14 PM    
"Where are you taking that.....thing?"

Loban

posted 10-29-2002 04:18 PM    
"Surely, you can do better..."

Loban

posted 11-01-2002 10:25 PM    
Spiderman:

Williem Dafoe sends his hovering craft toward spiderman, he senses it and jumps out of the way... Realizing the craft is heading straight for him, Dafoe says...

"Oh..."

The screen work makes it priceless, you had to be there...



SerKe Da'San

posted 01-04-2003 12:46 PM    
my fav quote has to be "Obi Wan Kenobi...Obi Wan..." lol, its like Obi Wan was all senile....sorry, had to say it.

Graysith

posted 01-16-2003 10:25 AM    
From Independence Day: "I COULDA BEEN AT A BARBECUE!"

Also from Independence Day: "I didn't hear no fat lady sing!"

From Ice Age: "Yeah, that was a bluff...;" "There goes our last female;" and "Oh look; dinner AND a show...."

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Graysith

posted 01-16-2003 02:22 PM    
From Lilo & Stitch:

"Thus far you have remained adrift in the sheltered cove of my patience...."

"He used to be a collie before he got run over."

and my personal favorite:

"Oh good. My dog found the chainsaw."

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Graysith

posted 01-21-2003 12:13 AM    
From the Star Trek movie, Final Frontier:

Spock to McCoy: "I am well versed in the classics, Doctor."
McCoy to Spock: "Then why don't you know Row, Row, Row Your Boat?"

Captain Kirk in general: "I could use a shower."
Spock: "Yes."

McCoy, about Spock: "I liked him better before he died!"



Selah

posted 01-21-2003 09:09 PM    
Hurry up, Goldenrod, or you're gonna become a permanent resident! or how about... "not THIS ship, sister" lol or the worst reply, EVER by a man: (after Leia says, "I love you....") "I know." Honestly! WHAT A CAD!!! *crosses her eyes*

Graysith

posted 01-21-2003 11:28 PM    
Amen to that last one! Sheesh; that HAD to be the most insulting thing anyone could say to the opposite sex in such circumstances! Really, I bet Leia was thinking, "If you weren't about to be encased in carbonite, I'd-- I'd--

"I'd encase you in carbonite!"



Loban

posted 01-26-2003 10:37 PM    
seems that these boards have been encased in carbonite...

arogers1102

posted 02-07-2003 12:49 AM    
"Stop that, my hands are dirty." "My hands are dirty too. What are you affraid of?" Or try this one on for size.... "Stop that, my PANTS are dirty." "My PANTS are dirty too. What are you affraid of?"

Loban

posted 02-07-2003 03:32 PM    
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, the condensed version, by Lo-Ban Kenobi...

Khan:'we're all one big happy fleet'
Kirk:'this is damn piculiar, yellow alert'
Khan's tact. officer:'they still haven't raised their shields'
Khan:'raise ours'
Spock:'they are raising their shields'
Khan:'fire'
Kirk:'raise shields'
Spock:'too late'
Kirk:'hang on to something...'

Spock:'We have damage here, here, here and here... they knew exactly where to hit us..."
Kirk:'Who knew where to hit us, and why??"
Uhura:'Admiral, it's the reliant... the commander wishes to discuss the terms of our... surrender...'
Kirk:'...on screen...':frown:
Uhura:'Admiral?'
Kirk:'on screen...'
Uhura:'ey, sir... on screen...'
Kirk:'khan....'
Khan:'ah... admiral, you remeber me... I cannot help but be touched... I, I remember you... how you left us on city alpha five..."

yada, yada, yada...

Kirk:'Good work, Scotty... GO SULU!!'
Kirk:'Kirk to Scotty, good work...'
Bones:'Jim, I think you'd better get down here...'
Kirk:'Bones??'
Spock:'the good of the many, out-weighs the good of the few...
Kirk:'...or the one...'
Spock:'I have been, and always shall be... your friend...'
*Taps...
Kirk:'His soul... was the most... human...'

Spock:'Space... the final frontier... these are the missions of the star ship Enterprise... to boldly go, where no... one, has gone before..."

*Star Trek Main Theme

Director...................... Lo-Ban Kenobi
Expressions................ Lo-ban Kenobi
Executive Producer...... Lo-Ban Kenobi
Editting...................... Lo-Ban Kenobi

Cast(Order of appearance)

Khan...................... Ricardo Montalban
Kirk........................ William Shatner
Spock..................... Leonard Nimoy
Uhura..................... Nichelle Nichols
Bones..................... DeForest Kelley

'Star Trek Main Theme'.........'Taps'.......

.....Jerry Goldsmith......Daniel Butterfield


.....Special Thanks to Graysith, for the inspiration.....

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Graysith

posted 02-07-2003 04:02 PM    
GREAT DIRECTING, LOBAN!!!

But you forgot a line. It can be inserted anywhere:

GENESIS.

You're welcome....



Loban

posted 02-07-2003 04:11 PM    
Yeah, I hear ya...

I wasn't in charge of casting, as the credits dictate... even though I, as editor, failed to correct it...

Besides, getting Bibi Besch(Dr. Carol Marcus) is much harder than it would seem...

[ 02-07-2003 04:12 PM: Message edited 1 time, lastly by Loban ]



Graysith

posted 02-07-2003 04:36 PM    
Heh....



Loban

posted 02-07-2003 04:42 PM    


Mara1Jade

posted 02-09-2003 04:04 PM    
Heh, "Beam me up, Scotty."

Dash Kelderon

posted 04-21-2003 10:57 PM    
Sorry, but you gotta register in order to post on the POD.